Being a Guru can be a good idea…
Let me think…
Sergio Guru doesn’t sound so good, does he?
You’d better find me a stage name or a title that makes the most impression, like world savior, fucker of misunderstood puzzles, or the one who made 3 people stop walking by simply breaking his legs with a 5Kg bat.
The son is already taken, there have been too many prophets, I just have to be:
Third cousin of Manitou and Stepbrother of Neptune, king of the sea.