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Becoming a Guru in 7 steps: Maybe the best job in the world!

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Come Diventare un guru in sette mosse. Il guru con le crocs...

Being a Guru can be a good idea…

Let me think…

Sergio Guru doesn’t sound so good, does he?

You’d better find me a stage name or a title that makes the most impression, like world savior, fucker of misunderstood puzzles, or the one who made 3 people stop walking by simply breaking his legs with a 5Kg bat.

The son is already taken, there have been too many prophets, I just have to be:

Third cousin of Manitou and Stepbrother of Neptune, king of the sea.

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